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WHEN THERE ISN’T A DUNKIN’ DONUTS WITHIN TWO MILES

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WHEN I MEET A GRANITE STATER ANYWHERE SOUTH OF MASSACHUSETTS

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WHEN I ONLY NEED TO KNOW ONE AREA CODE

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aww yeah NH! 603!

WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE TO PAY SALES TAX

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nevver: The Cat in the Hat

nevver:

The Cat in the Hat

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Help there’s something on my foot. 

mrsjasonsegel: christelynjoy: The Art of Rue-ing (by Marc Marcos) How to: Find a sleeping victim Arrangr an array of flowers around said victim Perform the Hunger Games salute Take pictures Happy Hunger Games I AM SCREAMING

mrsjasonsegel:

christelynjoy:

The Art of Rue-ing (by Marc Marcos)

How to:

  1. Find a sleeping victim
  2. Arrangr an array of flowers around said victim
  3. Perform the Hunger Games salute
  4. Take pictures

Happy Hunger Games

I AM SCREAMING

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damnthatswhack: Flirting Is Easy

damnthatswhack:

Flirting Is Easy

bustygirlcomics: Necklaces

bustygirlcomics:

Necklaces

I just flew in from Virginia, and boy is my vagina tired! From the involuntary ultrasound wanding — AM I RIGHT, LADIES? (Beat.) And by the way, why do they call it a ‘wand’? Where are we — Hogwarts? The only thing magically disappearing was my dignity and privacy, BOOM!!!

…What’s the difference between a fertilized egg; a corporation; and a woman? (Beat.) One of them isn’t considered a person in Oklahoma! BOOM!!!
KRISTEN SCHAAL, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)